You are ruining someone’s day by the sheer fact of existing.
There’s somebody out there who just happens to be annoyed by your exact personality type.
Your interests, your idiosyncrasies, your facial expressions—you have no idea (or maybe you do) just how bothersome you are to certain people.
So, if you’ve got something you want to do and the fear of annoying others is stopping you, you can go ahead and scratch that excuse off your list.
You’re already annoying.
So you might as well have a good time.
At least that’s the way I see it.
P.S. It is not lost on me that I, too, am as annoying as you.