Newsflash: Celebrity A and Celebrity B got into a heated argument today!
Extra, Extra Read All About It: Celebrity C had an affair with Celebrity D!
Breaking News: Celebrity E isn’t talking to Celebrity F!
This Just In: Celebrity G is divorcing Celebrity H!
Have You Heard The News? Celebrity I was caught lying about their relationship with Celebrity J!
OMG! Check This Out: Celebrity K throws shade at Celebrity L!
You Won’t Believe It: Celebrity M just had a meltdown after breaking up with Celebrity N!
I was going to keep writing until I got to the end of the alphabet. I thought it would be cute to go from Celebrity A to Celebrity Z, but I can’t make myself do it. It’s exhausting to have to think about celebrity gossip even when I’m doing it just to make a point. So I’ll just stop here and make my point:
None of it matters.
None of it matters more than what you’re creating in your own life right now.
As the Public Enemy song says “Don’t believe the hype.” The hype machine is constantly pumping out stories about the latest delicious scandal. The hype machine is constantly trying to make you feel like you’re missing out if you don’t pay attention to their headlines. None of it matters more than what’s going on in you life.
You don’t need to get a life. You already have one. You just need to pay more attention to it than the non-stop hype that’s being pumped out of the hype machine.