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Please donate your money so I can…

  1. Procure a position that will pay me more money than you will probably ever make
  2. Give me the power to take your money
  3. Decide how much of your money you can keep
  4. Tell you how to spend your money
  5. Control how you invest your money
  6. Artificially restrict how you earn your money
  7. Fight your efforts to play a role in determining what even gets to be called ‘money.’

Why? Because I care for you and OMG look at how evil that person over there is.

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